chips1977:

and BTW im not alive

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starplatinumnun:

he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

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bloodcoveredgf:

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osabishi-yama:

is it ok if i go play for the rest of my life

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disc80s:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CO-M6m9Jfu5/

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charlottan:

why dknt we let the girl who sucks and is bad at everything have a try

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i’m never fucking muddling your sugar for your shit ass old fashioned. you’re getting SIMPLE SYRUP!!!

dykearchive:

Michelle Handelman’s Women With Weapons, TASTE OF LATEX #3

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nathanielthecurious:

one of my professors, a historian who has been interviewed as an expert in various documentaries, said that the secret to documentaries is saying something very obvious, as slowly as possible. for example, if you say “the romans…….. enjoyed their dinner parties” or “being a gladiator… was… very… dangerous” then the filmmakers can get that clip and immediately pan over some cool pictures of mosaics or something. this has forever changed the way i view documentaries

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catasters:

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thesaddestlittlemeowmeow-deacti:

I am right about things you have never even heard of.

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